Et tu Drootus

So last night I was surfing the 'net, you know, because even pro-bowl quarterbacks like me need to unwind. I was just checking up on my stats (even I can't believe how good I am), the Tony Romo fanclub website, tonyromo4president.com, and tonyromoisgod.com.

That's when I stumbled upon http://www.tonyhomo.com

I was horrified, and saddened. Here I thought Drew had just been hazing me, like some kind of tradition when a new talented quarterback replaces an old washed up tackling dummy, but it turns out he really hates me!

Today at practice I told tuna I was really worried about Drew. That he had been acting really erratic, and seclusive, and that yesterday I overheard him talking to himself for a good two hours. I pointed out what happened to T.O., and at least he had a job! Tuna totally agreed, so then after practice he called Drew into his office to tell him that if he wanted to talk to a professional the Cowboys would pay for it.

Well two minutes later Drew comes storming out screaming and yelling like "I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU'RE ALL CRAZY. 251 TOUCHDOWNS, 251!! 251!!.....NO BURGERS FOR ANY OF YOU, NO BURGERS AT ALL UNTIL I'M THE STARTING QB"

Then he stormed forward and reached for tuna's clip board with the depth chart on it. Right as he did team security showed up, saw he was having a psychotic episode, and thought he was about to attack coach; so they tasered his ass. 50,000 volts later and Drew dropped to the ground like he was taking his seventh sack of the day in a close game.

Everyone agreed it was Drew's most electrifying performance in half a decade or so, heh heh heh. The best part is that he's now listed on the injury report for the Philly game as doubtful due to "mental instability"

I don't think it was that mean of a trick, I mean anyone whose read http://www.tonyhomo.com knows that Drew needs psychiatric help, and a lot of it.

-Tony Romo

PS - I need some good nicknames for myself that media can start using, like: romo-matic, touchdown tony, or something cool like that.