Wow what an embarrassment

A costly fumble, only 189 yards passing, and that botched hold on the game winning field goal.

As usual, cowboy's fans got kicked square in the nuts by their own team yet again. Not that they don't deserve it, the people of Texas are all idiots, but I'm so ashamed.

Well time to go be a man about it and blow my head off.

Cowboy's fans - enjoy your rebuilding in 2007, and 2008, and who knows how much longer.

Droo is rubbing off on me

We lost. Actually, we got our pathetic Dallas asses kicked around by Philly in our own home stadium.

I don't know what to say, I went a pathetic 14 for 29 with 2 interceptions. The world was mine, the NFL was mine, I was a pro-bowl, superstar in the making: and now my last 4 games I've gone 72 for 125, with 4 TDs and 9 INTs. This puts me among the worst quarterbacks in the league, and only one person is to blame...Droo Bledsoe who infected me with his disease.

Tuna mentioned that maybe I was too obsessed with outperforming Droo, but after this last game I'm making it my goal to beat that burger eating, sex offending, sack machine. Sure we may go one and out in the playoffs, and I may be the most over-hyped player since Mike Vick, but at least I'll be better than Droo, hahahahahahah

So what If QBs like JP Losman, Tim Rattay, are looking like superstars compared to me. At least I'm doing better than Aaron Brooks.

I need booze, and does anyone know where to buy some high quality coke in the dallas area?

Christmas Day, the big game

ahaha, I see droo sent his cheapass mercenaries to diss my blog. i only have one comment to all of them:

tony romo rules, you suck

ahahahah

I met this blonde chick named Jamie at a bar tonight, she got me all kinds of drunk. I know I have a game tomorrow but whatever, Jamieis thehotest chick I've ever seen: 6'2, 210 pounds, muscular frame, big adam's apple. Plus shemust have been carrying around a sharpie, because I definitely felt it in her pocket when we were dancing. I dunno mebbe she's famous and has lots of autographs requests like me.

Go Dallas!! Beat Philly!! and screw droo the burger addicted cracy fool, but seriouslyt. On this of all holidays I wish the best to droo's family. Like big presents for his kids and sexual satisfaction for his wife vecause damn it's about time!

Christmass! wooo

Tonyt Romo!! owooooo
Dallas!! woooo

Et tu Drootus

So last night I was surfing the 'net, you know, because even pro-bowl quarterbacks like me need to unwind. I was just checking up on my stats (even I can't believe how good I am), the Tony Romo fanclub website, tonyromo4president.com, and tonyromoisgod.com.

That's when I stumbled upon http://www.tonyhomo.com

I was horrified, and saddened. Here I thought Drew had just been hazing me, like some kind of tradition when a new talented quarterback replaces an old washed up tackling dummy, but it turns out he really hates me!

Today at practice I told tuna I was really worried about Drew. That he had been acting really erratic, and seclusive, and that yesterday I overheard him talking to himself for a good two hours. I pointed out what happened to T.O., and at least he had a job! Tuna totally agreed, so then after practice he called Drew into his office to tell him that if he wanted to talk to a professional the Cowboys would pay for it.

Well two minutes later Drew comes storming out screaming and yelling like "I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU'RE ALL CRAZY. 251 TOUCHDOWNS, 251!! 251!!.....NO BURGERS FOR ANY OF YOU, NO BURGERS AT ALL UNTIL I'M THE STARTING QB"

Then he stormed forward and reached for tuna's clip board with the depth chart on it. Right as he did team security showed up, saw he was having a psychotic episode, and thought he was about to attack coach; so they tasered his ass. 50,000 volts later and Drew dropped to the ground like he was taking his seventh sack of the day in a close game.

Everyone agreed it was Drew's most electrifying performance in half a decade or so, heh heh heh. The best part is that he's now listed on the injury report for the Philly game as doubtful due to "mental instability"

I don't think it was that mean of a trick, I mean anyone whose read http://www.tonyhomo.com knows that Drew needs psychiatric help, and a lot of it.

-Tony Romo

PS - I need some good nicknames for myself that media can start using, like: romo-matic, touchdown tony, or something cool like that.

Hello

I am Tony Romo. This is my blog. You may also refer to it as Tony Romo's Blog, Tony's Blog, or Romo's blog, or Drew Bledsoe is a fish head's blog (that is my AIM screen name, hehe).

I am starting QB for the Dallas Cowboys.

Drew Bledsoe is not.

hahahaha